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2009

18

Feb

Josh Hartnett’s Vagina of the Day

I knew a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett. I don’t remember who she was but I do remember the story. She worked at a casting agency locally and dude was in town for a second time filming a second movie here in Montreal. Her boss asked her to go out to dinner with this motherfucker and he went off about his hair. He was asking if it looked better in Wicker Park or for the film he was shooting at the time which was Lucky Number Slevin or some shit. The girl said that it was okay for awkward conversation for about a minute or two, but this just went on for the entire 2 hours until she left as soon as she fucking could….which I highly doubt, because I’ve seen groupie bitches who don’t admit they are groupie bitches and their eyes get big, they get excited in their underwear, and do all they can to get back to his hotel room to fuck him, that’s why assholes like this can spew so much drivel because before he even leaves for the date or meets the girl he is going on a date with, he knows the outcome is going to be whatever he wants it to be.

Here are some pictures of him with some whore who he probably has great conversation with, like whether his dick was harder yesterday or today…or some shit.

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