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2009

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the police station with my friend to get finger printed for some petty crime he got implicated in. Turns out that going with someone the cops consider a criminal is a bad fucking idea because the fuckers ended up pushing me up against the wall when I was mocking him from the waiting area, you know pointing and laughing, simulating the electric chair and making prison rape jokes and full cavity search jokes and I guess cops don’t find jokes funny. They ended up cuffing me, bringing me to an office and sweating me about what I do for a living and how I know my friend. I guess they were just trying to teach me a lesson and let me know that a police station isn’t a place for good fuckin’ times, but maybe if they laughed a little more, they wouldn’t be such fucking assholes.

Here are my stepLINKS, I am spent, 4 hours of interrogation for something that was supposed to be a stop off on the way to the fucking bar is draining. If you’re wondering, they let me off with a warning. I guess my bad jokes no one gets are actually a fucking crime, I guess I should have listened to pretty much everyone who has told me I sucked all these years.

Don’t Say I Never Gave You Anything
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I’d Way Rather See Solange’s Tits Than Beyonce’s
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Jodie Marsh Nip Slip Throwback
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The Sexiest Venezuelan Women In The World
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The Lindsay Lohan Extreme Diet
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Jessica Stroup Ain’t Half Bad
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Suplexes Make Cheerleader Kind of Awesome
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Northwest Airlines Snack Selection Just Got a Whole Lot Gayer
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Everyone Loves the Girl Next Door
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Hard Core Porno
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For All You Homo Gamers Out There (Yes, You)
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Barack Obama Has Friggin’ Laser Beams!!
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I Have Some Bad News: You’re On Cocaine
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Striptease of the Day
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These Sluts on American Idol Get Nuttier Each Episode
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Stacey Dash is Older Than Your Mom and Hotter Than Any Girlfriend You Will Ever Have
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Because Sex Doesn’t Have To Be a Solo Project
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Rachel Bilson May Be of Age, But She Looks Like Jailbait.
And I Am Sure You Are Into That
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Victoria Beckham or 12 Year Old Boy?
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An Aniston/John Mayer vs Angelina/Pitt Cage Match Just May Get Me to Watch the Oscars
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Now That’s a Big Fucking Snake
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Alexa Ford and Her Cupcakes
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Slut Gets Shot in the Ass
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Mickey Rourke Needs to Find Another Furry Animal to Fuck
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Pole Dance of the Day
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Faye Reagen is a School Girl
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First Time Women Driver Will Probably Kill Someone, But Is Good For a Laugh
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You Know You’re a Homo When….
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A Lion and a Ferret
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The Wheelchair Dude from Degrassi is a Rapper…He Took Shenae Grimes’ Virginity…This is His Rap Song…
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Some Dutch Singer Naked in Playboy. Hot Natural TIts…
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10 Best Lesbian Kisses on the TV Screen
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Some Bra Ad Campaign With Girls in Playing Music in Their Bras Video
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Her Name is Jade Rogers and She’s Naked In This Zoo Video
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James St James Interviews Some Pornstars
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Jenny McCarthy Still Has It
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Because I Know There is No Fucking Way You’ll Get Laid On Your Own
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Buy Some of Michael Jackson’s Shit Heres
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Malene Espensen’s Nude Calendar
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Renata in the Buff
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More Isla Fisher Red Hotness
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Veronika Simon loves her Wicked Weasel
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An MC Hammer Reality Series is Most Probably Going to Be Amazing
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The People Versus George Lucass
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Get Rid of the Fifth Wheel Please
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Ricky Martin is Defined
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How About Lesbian Vampire Killers
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Pulp Fiction Burgers
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Hotties in Hoodies For My Cold Weather Friends
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Alcohol Makes Girls Hotter, But I’d Fuck All these Whores Sober
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Dude Can’t Handle a Big Girl in a Booty Dance Competition Amazing Video….

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