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2009

23

Feb

Three Irrelevant Sluts of the Day

I had these three posts lined up and when looking at the pictures I realized I had nothing interesting to say about these sluts, because they are all pretty fucking irrelevant. One is some Chinese rich kid who has been in Playboy and has managed to have nipple slips at every single event she’s attended and I never really understood why she was even attending the events in the first place.

The other is a washed up child star who is pretending to be a lesbian while addicted to coke, delusional and looking more and more like she’s about to die as the days go on, but her tits manage to stay the same size because I guess they were right all along and she’s got implants, because it really is the only explanation. She’s been in two movies the last 3 years, her career is almost over and I guess she got a sympathy invite to some Oscar party because she’s still got celebrity, despite really only deserving AIDS.

The last is some Aussie with great tits, who has hard nipples, but who can’t be acknowledged as someone I want to fuck because she was engaged to a Good Charlotte brother because I guess in Australia, they were stars and she was a groupie even he didn’t respect enough to not cheat on. Meaning that she wasn’t even good enough for him and lets face it, he’s not really good enough for any vagina, not even fat chick vagina, that said, I’d still fuck her, but I would never respect her and I guess either will Hollywood because I haven’t seen her in anything worth seeing recently, may be a good time to head back to the Outback…but she did have a date with Russell Simmons this past weekend, so who knows…maybe I am wrong about this one…

And here are their pictures, because I am lazy and not gonna let good cropping and uploading go to fucking waste. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk….

Lindsay Lohan….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Irrelevant Sluts|Lindsay Lohan|Sophie Monk

5 Responses

  1. Bob Smith says:

    Lindsay Lohan reminds me an old Porsche that I once owned (A 911s). Here’s the thing. After a few years and a lot of hard miles, the porsche still looked good in the right light. There were nights when it ran well.

    But mostly it looked broken down and drove like a broken down car.

    Lindsay is like that. If she’s photographed before another hard weekend, with the right makeup, in the right light, she looks and goes pretty well. But mainly she looks like what she is… a model with too many miles on her and looking broken down.

  2. Triplehtown says:

    God damn, who knew coke spared the tits?

  3. Satan666 says:

    she’s going to grow up and be a pillar in her community just like her dad

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