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2009

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight was boring. My email was boring. Twitter wasn’t boring. I have no clean clothes and I am too lazy to do laundry, I try whore showering my underwear, but it just smells like fruity fucking asshole, I’ve sat on the couch all night trying to figure out if I have food allergies because my throat feels like it’s been prison raped. I don’t have a TV and didn’t drink because of the financial crisis. I didn’t get girls naked on webcam and I haven’t had a boner in days, maybe it’s got something to do with my fruity asshole smell. I thought of some jokes to use tomorrow, then I forgot them. I am hungry and my heat isn’t working. Welcome to my life. Here are my stepLINKS.

Sex Doesn’t Have to be a Solo Mission
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The Story That Will End All Masturbation Stories for the Rest of Time…
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Jessica Simpson is a Garbage Fail Kid
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You Will Adore Amber
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Keyboards Rock Out to Beat It, and It’s Pretty Sweet
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Finally a Great Use for a Shamwow
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And The Ugliest Girl Award Goes To…
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Bar Rafaeli is Sandwiched Between Two Douchbags
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An FHM Shoot is Usually Good For a Boner or Two
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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu
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Hey Buddy, I Think You Got Some Shit On Your Face
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Striptease of the Day
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Britains Next Top Model is Topless
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Meredith Vieira Upskirt Flash On The Ellen DeGeneres Show
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Sean Penn Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Person On the Planet
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Elaine From Seinfeld is Bangable
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Lily Allen Wants You to Know She’s Not a Lesbian
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Paris Hilton Wants to Give the Homo From Twilight Herpes
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Red Underwear Will Always Make Life Better
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Nude Fashion Is Pretty Much the Only Fashion I Am Into
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Piss in the Street Like You Just Don’t Care
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Human Tossers
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Kayden Cross Gets Down to Business
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Cliff Diving Fail
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Do Yourself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Some Random Shit to Pass The Time
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Young Madonna Deep Throat
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Any Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right
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This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting Crazier
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Britains Boobiest Babes
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Lezzies Get Their Fuck On
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JEssica Simpson is Going to Retire and Take Up Pro Eating…
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I’m Guessing Penny Cruz Didn’t Just Sleep With That Oscar
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Get Sex the Only Way a Loser Like You Can
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Demi Lovato Will Get Your Ass Thrown in Jail
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Lina Tishnova is a Russian Godess
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Michael Jackson is Getting Rid of His Kids, Most Probably Because They Are To old For Him to Want to Molest Anymore
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When Hot Chicks Prank Back
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Some Shit Or Another
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MICHAEL CERA IS FINALLY DOING THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE
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I’m From Texas, Boy!
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Karina Flores Will Make Your Day
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How to Have a Clean Fresh Vagina
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Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen Is a Very Very Bad Girl
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Fat Chicks Talking Like Skinny Chicks Who Think They Are Fat Chicks
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Some Weird Voiced Kid Hating On 50 Cent….
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Some Seriously Weird Products from Some Seriously Shitty Catalog
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44 Pornstars Who Tweet….
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The 10 Hottest Brazilian Models of All Time According To This Guy…
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You Need Another Word for Vagina – CLICK REFRESH
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Stiff Jobs is Some Homemade Movie About Fucking Bitches and Killing Shit and This is the Strange Fucking Trailer
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How To: Market The Most Fucked Up Porn Ever
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Nice Tan
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UPDATE

The 10 Hottest Women of Louisiana For Mardi Gras Wednesday
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