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2009

02

Mar

Bree Olson and Kayden Kross in a Marshmallow Eating Contest of the Day

I don’t know much about porn, people always laugh at me because I am a pervert but whenever they drop porn names, I am always at a loss, because I am more into amateur shit, you know like seeing some college slut sucking off her ex boyfriend before cheating on him and forcing him to share the shit with the world to jerk off to kind of shit, but I know that porn is a big deal, I know that people fall in love with these girls who are generally plastic and disgusting, like raped strippers with a meth addiction, but every once in a while, girls like Bree Olson and Kayden Kross come out of the industry, and who are hot and seem to be havin’ fun with the whole porn thing, and don’t seem like battered, victims of abuse, trying to make ends meet.

This is a video of them having a marshmallow eating competition, I’m sure it’s not the first time they fill their mouths up together, but probably the first time no vaginainvolved, because these girls always dyke out together, but it’s a weird video, weird concept, I’m gonna post the shit because seeing girls spit shit up is hot to me, especially when I have to watch my wife swallow pretty much everything in sight, because she is fat.

Here is a video of her playing something called Fluffy Bunny, I’ve never heard of…

Posted in:Bree Olson|Kayden Kross|Marshmallows

5 Responses

  1. Mark says:

    My hat is off to you. And because of my bald head, I usually don’t take my hat off. There are a zillion gossip/cebrity blogs out there, and yours is simply worth reading. I’m an average mid-western joe, and generally could give a fuck what Hollywood is up to, but I regularly visit your site because you make it so damn entertaining!! Kudos to you! I’m done kissing your ass, I’m gonna’ go grab a beer out of the damn fridge.

    Sincerely, Mark.

  2. Satan666 says:

    Bree gained a little weight! Too many protein milkshakes i guess

  3. n2tattoos says:

    she keeps swallowing, she’ll end up in a fat chicks vid.

  4. nunya says:

    a lot of cum built up in her stomach, someone needs to give her a colonic

  5. Hardon says:

    I would love to fill Bree’s mouth with something sticky & white!

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