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2009

09

Apr

Katy Perry’s Ugly Sweater Matches her Ugly Face of the Day

I slept in again. I guess it happens. The site is slowly dying, so I guess me droppin’ off, only makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is Katy Perry. This girl has nothing going for her. She’s ugly, she can’t sing and when I was sent this video of her singing one of her original songs back in 2005 when she was just starting out, I couldn’t help but think it was a fucking joke. You know something you’d expect Saturday Night Live or Funny Or Die to produce as a satire viral video or something, so when I realized she was serious and that this Girl Interrupted Gone Wild garbage was what paved the way for her superstar status today. Not that I expected any of the shit she’s ever produced to be anything of substance, you know since she’s a fucking joke, but I would have never expected her career to take off the way it did based on this shit about vagina, even though Box has been her claim to fame.

Here she is the other day in some ugly sweater that matches her ugly face.

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