I love this security guard in this video, maybe it’s because I hate the paparazzi, but it’s probably because the dude is cool. He’s telling the scummy paparazzi to fuck off and when they tell him he’s taking his job too seriously, he keeps telling them to fuck off.
There’s no way you or anyone can really respect the asshole paparazzi with their cameras, sure I use their pictures all the time, but that doesn’t mean I think they are good at taking pictures or that I think shit is an honorable career, they are fucking theifs who try to rip everyone off with their shitty pictures and insane prices and they even killed Princess Diana.
Either way, I was walking my dog and he made friends with this emo kid. I’m talking skinny jeans, funny mohawk, artist t-shirt, who was probably in his early 20s. I was thinking to myself that shit is way too androngynous nowadays, like that dude really looks like a girl and when I asked his name and he told me it was Melanie, I still didn’t catch on to the fact that I was talking to a fuckin’ girl. I only realized while walking away what I just experienced and I am still confused about the whole thing.
Here are some pictures of a sexy Lohan sunglass shopping. People say she’s too skinny, but let me remind you, there is no such thing as too skinny, there is however such thing as too fat and unfortunately, I’m sitting next to her right now….
BONUS – Don’t pay any attention to Ali Lohan’s tight little shorts cameltoe, girl’s only 15 dude….I’m in Canada…14 is Legal…Not that I’d ever do a 14 year old…I’m just saying, we may not get Hulu, but we do get prime teen pussy….right….
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God Bless Canada! 14 is legal…. And I love to obey the law. 14 year old pussy RULES!!! HELL, all teen pussy RULES! Ali Lohan needs to bring her sweet teen pussy North.
Canada…. We get Prime Teen Pussy!
I have done a 14 year old and it was great!!! Canada rules!!!!! If there is grass on the field….. PLAY BALL!!!!!!! Amazing pot and tight teen pussy. I will never move away!!!!!!
Why not, if you get a 14 year old girl, then so be it, she’s down with it you’re down with it, have at it. Though my great grand ma would always say that ‘these young gals can’t clean their pissy draws.’ But knowing most of you, that is a ‘never you mind’ problem. Though she’s a Lohan, and that family is like the Adams fucking family. And Ali could very well be Wednesday to her gross fucking sister Lindsey aka Pugsley.
You guys are behind the times. They changed the law in Canada to 16 earlier this year. But keep fucking those 14 yr. olds. Bubba and the boys need some new ass in prison.
By the way, Ali isn’t even that hot for a 16 yr. old. But I’d still do her.
You people are fucking idiots. 14 isn’t legal in Canada you ‘tards, look up the fucking law.
Why the fuck are these bitches in LA if they don’t want the cameras on them?
Plus, 14 year olds can’t suck dick proper. So have fun with teeth.
That whole piece is the coolest thing I’ve seen you write in a long time …. way to go dude !
From the government webpage….
CURRENT LAW
The Criminal Code does not now criminalize consensual sexual activity with or between persons 14 or over, unless it takes place in a relationship of trust or dependency, in which case sexual activity with persons over 14 but under 18 can constitute an offence, notwithstanding their consent. Even consensual activity with those under 14 but over 12 may not be an offence if the accused is under 16 and less than two years older than the complainant. The exception, of course, is anal intercourse, to which unmarried persons under 18 cannot legally consent, although the Ontario Court of Appeal has struck down the relevant section of the Criminal Code.(3)
“there is however such thing as too fat and unfortunately, I’m sitting next to her right now….”
HAHA!
Damn, i’m glad your wife can’t read English…