Swine Flu is all over the fucking news, everyone is scared and all I see is an amazing opportunity to fuck with people. Whether it is getting on the subway and coughing, while showing a friend pictures of my Mexican vacation, or renting a pig for the day and putting a pancho on the motherfucker, and sneaking into public places asking people to pet Sancho your mexican pig, I am sure there are other things you can do, because it’s a celebration, Mexico may become bankrupt over this because people won’t be visiting, but who cares, since we’ll all be dead.
Finally getting our revenge on the white man for not letting us across your borders and giving us shitty underpaid jobs gardening, taking care of your kids, working in your hotels as chambermaids and maintenance people, or in kitchens or on farms like migrant fucking workers, motherfuckers.
Here are my links
Because Being s Slut is All Relative To What You’re Doing
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Who Knew Julia Roberts Had Such an Awesomely Foul Mouth
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In An Apatow World…
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The Best Closeups of Heidi Montag’s Tits
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GET YOUR SWINE FLU SHOT TODAY!!
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Megan Foxes Esquire Preview
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German Lingerie Battle
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Whose Dad HASN’T Found a Rubber Under Their Bed?
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Deni Made My Life Better, If Only For a Minute
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How To: Fake Youre Own Death
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Two Cute Girls, One Quick Kiss
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Look Like an 80 Year Old Women For Once
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man Those Japs Sure Know How to Make Good Internet Videos
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Hef Wants Holly Back
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WHAT IN HOLY HELL HAPPENED TO KATHLEEN TURNERS FUCKING FACE?!?!?
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French Actress Christine Boisson See Through Dress
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I’m in Love With Bar Rafaeli and Her Little Black Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Newest Movie is Straight to DVD
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God Dammit I Hate Cheryl Burke
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Ahhhhh Louise Glover
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Wanna Be All Over Erica Cambells Ass
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I’ll Take a Whole Bunch of Whatever She is On
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Hello Nikki Brookes
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Hockey Fans Love Oral
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Jacko is Prepared For Swine Flu
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Lexi Bell Gets Down
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Jennifer Ellison’s Tits Are Massive
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Hot Latina Masterbates
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Bar Rafaeli Could Wear a Garbage Bag and Look Hot
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Emma Stone is Bangable
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Grindhouse Girls Rock Out to Bret Michaels
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Adele Stephens is Pure Sex
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PAnic Over NYC
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Blow Job Balloons Look Kind of Awesome
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Popeyes Ran Out of Chicken and a Bunch of People Lost Their Fucking Minds
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Can Someone Explain WTF is Going On Her Please?
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Netherlands Cancel All Music Festivals Over Swine Flu
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Blowjob Balloons!
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Some Girls Jumping in Bikinis…
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Slut Wears Her Bikini With a Belt….
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Song of the Day
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