I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

06

May

Charley Uchea is a Nobody With an Upskirt of the Day

When bitch is no name in the UK when she’s from the UK, that usually means she’s non-existant in America. So for those of you who don’t know who this whore panty flasher is her name is Charley Uchea and this is her wikipedia info:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

The only thing interesting about that whole little write up about her is that her middle name is Kazim. What the fuck is that, some kind of Arcade game or board game that some wizard weirdo made in his mom’s basement when he got fired from his tech support job last year and was forced to move back home at 47 years of age because he got evicted from his 1 room basement apartment, which really sucks cuz his mom always nags him with stupid comments and requests to do chores for her because she doesn’t realize he’s on level fucking 98 in Boltar’s Mystic Mountain and his wizard power is nearing 180 and shit’s about to go down. Kazim motherfucker….

I mean that and the fact she’s a former lap dancer because I like lap dances.

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