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2009

07

May

Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ Italy of the Day

I like Lydia Hearst. She is a top model. She doesn’t mind getting naked. She’s from one of America’s original power families and probably has a huge trust fund but still seems to be cool enough to get her to do my laundry for me.

Maybe it has to do with her mother being some rebel into the art and faggot scene, who married her bodyguard and is in every one of John Waters’ movies, who was kidnapped and charged with sympathizing with her kidnappers after robbing banks with them or some shit.

I mean I don’t really know the story, but I know that this Lydia vagina could have been a Paris Hilton about shit, but instead she gets naked for big money in low key, artistic, fashion nudes that actually turn me on alot more that Paris’ trashy porn tapes.

Posted in:GQ|Italy|Lydia Hearst|Topless

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Blah looking, nipples look like they came off of a 12 year old.

    Have a fucking sammich bitch.

  • Perv

    I just came… anyone got a ceiling mop?

  • Green Is Good

    Pffft. Another stupid, spoiled trust fund bitch who thinks it’s sooo much classier to show her tits because it’s Italian Vogue. Looks like the trust fund is running out.

  • jt

    nice tits but my god, the face is from HUNGA! not pretty! top model- in who’s universe??

  • eat it good

    and you know what a 12 year old’s nipples looks like because…?

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Because in certain Eastern countries there is a thriving tourist industry.

    And a $5.00 bill will buy said 12 year old for a nights debauchery.

    And the nips never lie.

  • CTR-NUK

    Holy fuck is she hot. Death to the fascist insects that prey upon the life of the people!

  • nunya

    i’ll paperbag this bitch and fuck her ass….

  • Shaun

    She’s very sensual and sexy.

  • http://www.twitter.com/isabeljaramillo isabel

    what’s wrong with 12 year old nipples?

  • Bawdy George

    She’s delicious. This is better than american Playboy has been giving us. and still classy.

  • suomynona

    she needs a sammich, and skeleto….. i mean lowhore doesn’t? bullshit dude! linds looks like a fucking TWELVE yr old anorexwhore! this bitch is completely fuckable! not just for the money, but for that too!

  • Cinque Soleil

    hey man – it’s not fair to mock Patricia Hearst without giving the full context of the 1960s and 1970s and all the turmoil going on due to Viet Nam and blah blah blah. If Bill Ayers himself says that a lot of the Weather Underground people were “posers” then why can’t this second generation hottie pose for anyone she wants?

    Free Dave Gilbert. Wrong place, wrong time. He’s suffered enuf.

  • Christian in NYC

    She gives me the creeps.

  • http://www.xstylebeauties.com xstylebeauties

    She is stunning !

  • http://www.hiqux.com HiQuX

    Thanks, she is fantastic

  • max

    Lydia Hearst is a sex goddess. I want to do awful things to her. And she looks like she’d love it.
    Gorgeous face, sweet tits and a tasty ass. Lydia’s got it all. And I want it.

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