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2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was having a cookout, the same weird family I now call my own becuase they gave me lots of beer and food like the charity case I am. That’s why I didn’t post a lot, but I doubt any of you fucks noticed.

Here are my stepLINKS – click em if you’re horny.

I haven’t checked my email in 6 days so if you emailed me and are waiting, I’ll get to it soon enough.

I am not sure if I’ve posted this header pic before or not – I need an assistant.

If you are out there, you probably shouldn’t email me. Cuz it’ll take me 6 days to get to it.

Holla.

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