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2009

21

May

David Hasselhoff’s Abortion Clinic Survivors of the Day

The reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be ugly. I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutand that I’d be forced to drag around down, so that everyone would look at me and laugh, since they don’t do that enough already. It

Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition as I did, because damn, these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate.

I like that dis, I’m gonna shape the delivery on it a little better and use it daily. Amazing that I’ve still got it in me….

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9 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    The hoff loves the fatties.

    We all love the fatties, they don’t have the AIDs!

  2. Sophie says:

    I think they’re pretty!
    We all know you only wank over girls that have the body of a 12-year-old boy and the face of a crack addict, but stfu up anyway.
    Email me, I’d love to hear from you.

  3. nunya says:

    butterfaces

  4. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Sophie I dig the red lipstick, now can you show me your tits?

  5. NotoriousKitty says:

    The dude that made this blog is such a reject, no wonder u have bad karma, u have the most fuggly soul out there, i feel bad 4 you, and 4 the record im not trying 2 be mean, call it like i see it

  6. Trap Them and Kill Them says:

    NotoriousKitty let’s go on a date,i’ll wear my ether-scented cologne…

  7. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    The kitty needs to be rode hard and slapped.

    I mean, nothing personal or nothing, but your cunt needs to be useful for something, other than being a sand trap.

  8. Sophie says:

    HorneyLohanWanker:
    Oh, you mean my 34G’s? Umm… no.

  9. nunya says:

    lohanwanker always makes me choke on my coffee!!!

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