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2009

04

Jun

Kelly Clarkson and Her One True Love of the Day

All of Kelly Clarkson’s love songs are about food. I think these pictures make that pretty clear. So next time she comes up on the radio, remember that she is singing about a Big Mac, or even a Double Big Mac and not about a guy. Not because there is no guy sick enough to get with her, she’s famous and has a lot of money, a lot of guys would swallow their pride to get with her, unfortunately she’s too busy swallowing two all beef pattties, special sauce, lettuce cheese all fucking day to give their cock’s a chance.

Posted in:Kelly Clarkson|Pig

  • Expletive: BMP

    yes she’s fat, but then again, so am i. Perhaps the majority of visitors to dsf is a tubby fucker, so we’re all in good company. I think Perez visits this site daily and he’s a fag fat fucker. But at least he’s not a lesbian; fake dick using mutha fuckers.

  • Squeasel

    she’s gonna be the next kristie alley, i guarantee it. probably sooner than you think.

  • http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

    Damn the bell weather. At least she’s got a grade A fat ass.

    And oh yes… don’t let those commie chinks getaway with murder. REMEMBER TIENANMEN!

  • nunya

    yeah she’s put on weight but i’ve seen fatter 12 years around the corner

  • Bob Smith

    She’s an okay singer, but a bit chunky.

    Now, that’s a “who-cares” in my book, but please please please people, don’t try to convince somebody that she’s not fat.

    One last note… whenever you see her, she has enough eye makeup on to suit a hooker. What’s up with that.

  • anthony

    there’s nothing wrong with Kelly Clarkson so she’s a bit chunky if she was a stick figure you been on the case for that

    kelly your fine the way you r hun

  • Yeah

    Average broad. Cherubic–but cute. I’d bang her.

  • A man named GOB

    Shit, she ain’t too fat yet to fuck at least she still HAS a shape unlike most “actually fat” girls that are just round shapeless blobs, there is a difference. At least you could still see her pussy unlike the blobs that u need flour for. On the plus side looks like she has some tits now to fuck.
    This is similiar to when Jessica Simpson gained some weight she actually looked better that way.

  • Bob Smith

    MOOOOOO!

  • Marc

    I love kelly regardless of her weight!

  • Yacob

    Ok, just because YOU are a giant homo who can’t stand body fat, doesnt mean every other guy is like you. Ya raging queen. Real men like real women with meat on their bones. Go sniff after Megan Fox and stay cock-dry like you have all your life.

  • Emily Aubrey

    Woman after my own heart.
    she’s beautiful.

    “# Yacob Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Ok, just because YOU are a giant homo who can’t stand body fat, doesnt mean every other guy is like you. Ya raging queen. Real men like real women with meat on their bones. Go sniff after Megan Fox and stay cock-dry like you have all your life.”

    quoted because i couldnt of said it any better.

  • Below Me Chicas

    “Ew, a woman, ew, ew, EW” bunch of FAGS

  • hottyzwazwe

    WOW, fat

  • DiM

    I’d hit it. That’s a fact. Check it!

  • yomomgoestocollege

    woow she got BIG
    especially in the thighs

  • geert

    now that’s a fat B…

    Seriously, I own cows that are less fat than this.

    And anyone claiming she’s not fat, please have a
    look in the mirror.

    If you look like this, you should stop eating. For a year or two!