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2009

11

Jun

Haylie Duff Gets Dick of the Day

In stories of defying all odds and overcoming all obstacles, Haylie Duff has climbed that mountain that was put in front of her when she was born and her parents had to decide to drive her out to the wilderness and leave her behind, or raise her as one of their own, and that is being freakishly ugly.

You know family and friends were convinced there was no hope that this bitch would ever get fucked, unless it was for a dare, or at a bar at the end of the nigth because she was the only vagina around and she was throwing her ugly self at every single guy until one was eager enough to bite.

Sure we don’t know if this is a dare, or if motherfucker is drunk and trying to get to Hilary, but we do know that her she has her nose job to thank for helping make this dream a reality. So if you’re an insecure girl out there, and everyone’s telling you not to get work done, and to embrace what the lord gave you, realize they are lying to you. I figure if it worked for Haylie it’ll work for you….

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4 Responses

  1. Steve Lick says:

    What the fuck is wrong with her gums? Motherfucker, that is some gross shit! It looks like that ball of extra asshole meat was stretched across the top of her fucking teeth. A rare complete pass…

  2. DiLo says:

    What the fuck? This guys has to be out of work…and I not talkin about the flabby bag of douche with Haylie, Im talking about the photographer who thought it was a good idea to take pictures of her…fuckin idiot.

  3. Amber Taylor says:

    Omg, this post had me in the floor.
    I hate this bitch so much…

  4. ted says:

    What a pack of misogynist closet cases this board attracts.

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