Here’s some Stuff by Hilary Duff that I guess she’s been accumulating in the event of famine striking so that she can “live off the land” for a couple extra days, you know like she’s using her stomach as it’s very own emergency food pantry or backpack filled with supplies, in the event of a nuclear strike or natural disaster, or maybe it’s just her own way to pad herself naturally to survice those Hockey Locker Room Gangbang her boyfriend puts her thru after every game to build team morale, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with her being lazy, settling down and gettin’ older cuz guess what, she’s not 16 anymore and I’m sure that hurts all of your deeper than I can really understand. Perverts.

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