There’s something nice about girls who wear bikini tops instead of bras, it’s like they are prepared for something that none of us are in on, whether it be a flash flood, or maybe an emergency situation that involves saving a drowning kid from a public pool, or a dying pigeon in a fountain, or why ever the fuck else you’d wear a bikini to get your nails done and I’m not complaining, because I like bikinis, just not on me, they make me look fat, but so does pretty much everything else, including leaving the house.

I have no idea who Ashley Green is but you can google the shit as well as I can, probably even better, since my computer has aids, so it will give you something to do. You’re welcome.

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