Lohan’s birthday party wasn’t hosted by me, like it probably should have been, I mean if she wanted shit to be a little less cheesy and a lot more homeless, but I guess when you do it in Vegas, cheesy is totally what you’re into, and when you’re Lohan, so is drugs and other girl’s vaginas, I mean not that I know that for a fact, because she’s playing to cool to answer my fuckin’ emails that I’ve been sending her the last 2 weeks and shit is breaking my fuckin’ heart, but not as much as seeing her in this bikini that looks like it can’t give me a boner, even if i was railing lines of Viagra all fuckin’ day….maybe it’s got somehting to the swollen vagina in her bikini bottoms that looks like it is throbbing, pulsating, convulsing, and ready to attack, suffocate and murder a motherfucker that it crosses paths with….
Here she is a little covered up….
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I want to fuck her in front of her father. I don’t find her the least bit attractive, but shooting my peasant seed up in her in front of her father would be a nice evening.
She looks to be 35 years old. When she’s what… 22? She’s almost aging at a rate of 2 years to 1.
You heard of dog years? This is lohan years.
Weathered
Haggered
Used
Leathery
Unhealthy
Fucking gross
What a waste of some serious equipment. If that fire crotch wanted to, I bet she could throw one heck of a great f*#^.
remember when she was hot, kinda thick….like mean girls lindsay? what the fuck happened? Get some meat back on ya please! …and stop eatin snatch!
She could be the most beautiful woman in hollywood if she got her act together. Such a waste.
*yawn*
She still got that seductive stare but she just looks so tired and frustrated, not the bubbly girl we fell in love with in 2003.