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2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still Canada Day and I have been drinking on the street amongst people dressed in khakis with hikini boots and it is weird. I don’t understand why people are chanting “Canada” outside my window, but I am pretty embarrassed by this whole display. All I see is red and white every where and if I wasn’t drunk, I would have thought I died and went to hell, and I guess maybe I have, after that Farrah Fawcett post. It’s pretty much the same feeling I had when I had my first herpes outbreak….

Here are my links, because I have no idea when I’ll be back online, or if I’ll even come out of this alive…..but if I do you can expect some better things from me, because with a new Canada Day comes new beginnings and I’m ready for the slow and steady takeover, I just haven’t figured out what I’m taking over, but I think I’ll start with Canada.

Alcohol, I hate when you embarrass me like this….actually I don’t mind it at all….let me have more of you…

Because If You Are Anything Like Me You Hate Your Life
And Tits Are The Only Thing That Makes It Worth Living
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Just in Time For Lunch/Dinner/Whatever Meal You Happen to BE Eating Right NOw
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Parent’s Just Don’t Understand
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The 50 Hottest American Woman
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Teens, Lawyers and Consensual Sex
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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Candids Aren’t Candids At All
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College Questions Anyone?
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Stephen King Remembers Michael Jackson
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Things That Best Friends HAVE to Do
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Exotic Island Cutie Rants About Mariah Carey!
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striptease of the Day
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How About a Squirrel Eating a Lemon
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Gwenyth Paltrow Hates America Part 32
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Beyonce is Lookin’ Good But WTF Is Up With Those Shoes?
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I Thought Charlotte Ronson and Lohan Hated Each Other?
Oh and Charlotte’s Top is See Through!
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Katy Perry Ruins a Perfectly Good Cover of a Magazine
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Taylor Swift is Bangable. Yeah, What? I Said It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Michael Jackson’s Will Actually Made Sense
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Fuck You Taco Bell
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The Best Parkour is From Brazil
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Meet Gemma Massey
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This World of Warcraft Virgin Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Lesbians Get Down
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Now Courtney Love Wants to Get Fat Again
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Mackenzie Lee is Tight and Hot
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Ksenia Sobchak does Russian Maxim
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What NOT to Do On a Plane
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Danille Lloyd Bikini Pics
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Dita Von Tease is Topless But Covered
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Big Tits and a Love For Self-Shots
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Cheryl Cole and Her tits Sign Autographs
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Kelly, Rebecca and Julie Get It On X 3
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Super Model Freaks the Fuck Out Over Plastic Surgery
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Slow Motion Breakdance
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That’s Not a Happy Meal….
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Neverland is Not Gracelan – No Public Viewing of Michael Jackson
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Now That’s a Mighty Fine Ass
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Reporter Punches Drunk Heckler
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6 Things You Didn’t Know About The Bruno Movie (Spoilers)
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