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2009

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

I don’t watch Gossip Girls because I am not a 16 year old girl, even though I like 16 year old girls and I am not a lonely twenty something who just finished college and is in her first job who finds herself spending more nights in front of the TV getting sucked into garbage shows, fantasizing about rich men who own hotels coming to sweep them off their feet instead of having to wake up at 6 am to go on a jog because they notice sitting all day is raping them of their decent at best looks, while slowly transforming into a desperate pig ripping condoms in half to get knocked up by the first guy who comes along who doesn’t seem to be a total hurtbag, just to get them out of that 9-5 life no one likes.

So I’ve never heard of Taylor Momsen. Her face looks like a cartoon character, but her legs are some kind of highway to fuckin’ heaven, that I can only assume Michael Landon is standing at the end of. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t, but it’s heaven motherfucker, it doesn’t have to. Just ask Michael Jackson.

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7 Responses

  1. mu says:

    1. weeks ago sorry about this… when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

  2. Bob Smith says:

    So I was at work today sitting next to a god damned bitch of a woman, when I noticed she had her legs spread as wide as a $10 hooker, and she had a nice camel toe in her business suit. I have to admit, it was pretty hot.

    I avoided looking directly at it, but I noticed she kept checking me out to see if I was watching.

    The little head says “hit it hard”. The big head says “never fuck with Satan”.

  3. Shaun says:

    Rape & Murder.

  4. Posh says:

    That is indeed some crazy camel toe. Her minders and advisors let her down.

  5. GrandGuy says:

    Her handlers let her down, but helped the rest of us up.
    Those legs indeed are a highway to effin heaven.

  6. Amber Taylor says:

    Gossip Girls, haha!

    I love you, Jesus…

  7. Laura Amor says:

    Ich would say, much better, when I have to go every day at work and my life make some sense… those girls need help.

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