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2009

09

Jul

David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

Girls are so fucked. I don’t know what the deal is with them but you’d rarely see a dude dating a 60 year old woman just because she was on TV 10 years ago, but for some reason it’s some innate shit in a chick’s brain that makes them need to jump on any guy they’ve seen on TV and it doesn’t matter if he’s good looking, if he smells, if he was on a local commercial or if he is an actual star, the fact that they were in front of a camera is enough to make their panties wet enough that they have to take the shit off and jump on a fuckin’ dick.

I don’t know if it’s groupie behavior or some wanting what they assume everyone else wants and The Hoff is like her trophy or some shit, but I know it happens all the fuckin time, even with good lookin girls and the shit just confuses me.

Posted in:David Hasselhoff|Groupie

5 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    The hoff is going blow a fucking artery doing that slash.

    But, if he has to go, what better way. Wonder how much he is paying her?

  2. bud says:

    You forgot about Demi Moore.

  3. Luxe says:

    I don’t get it either…and no way is a 60 yr old going to have the stamina to fully pleasure a much younger woman. Guess there’s just a lot of dumb whores out there, no different than any prostitute. And to Bud…Demi Moore is only like 15 yrs older than Ashton Kutcher, not that big of a deal. We’re talking here about 50-60 yr old men with women in their 20′s young enough to be their granddaughters- an age difference of 30-40+ yrs!

  4. stfu says:

    Ever notice the young chicks are always sorta ugly though? I mean, they get older, richer, more famous, but also more desperate. Clooney is always hooking up with low grade young whores, too.

  5. Travis says:

    That’s his daughter.

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