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2009

06

Aug

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like A Whore of the Day

I don’t understand why the people behind Gossip Girl can get away with dressing this recently turned 16 year old girl like she’s a high class escort, but when you try the shit, they come knockin’ on your door and list you as a sex offender for the rest of your life or some stupidity. I live in Canada so 16 is legal and we can dress our teenage girls as slutty as we want and we can bang them as much as we want with no consequence, we’re just not allowed to take pictures to keep as a momento to look at when you jerk off or to show our friends as proof that shit actually happened and bitch was actually willing and it wasn’t just another one of your overly ambitious, overly motivated sex episode you’ve hustled against a girl’s will because she didn’t have the same vision as you.

I guess what it comes down to is that like the young girls I know, Taylor Momsen is not much to look at but she makes up for it in her sluttiness.

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