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2009

11

Aug

Paulina Porizkova is a Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome.

I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.

Here are her pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Proizkova|Topless

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