Naomi Campbell was out on a boat with her Russian billionaire real estate entrepreneur/russian mobster, who she is either married to or engaged to because crazy high maintenance cunts like billionaires and russians are the only kind of sadist motherfuckers who can handle crazy high maintenance cunts.

At least that’s what my homie Vladimir used to tell me everytime he got caught up with a crazy escort, because apparently no matter how insane the bitch got, he said they had nothing on the girl’s back home, then he’d beat the fuck out of them.

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Naomi Campbell is hosing down her stinky cunt and I’m not just saying that to be racist, because I love black pussy and dream about it at night, I am saying it because why else would a bitch be hosing down her cunt. I guess maybe it’s to get the salt water out of the shit cuz it’s making the herpes scabs burn, but I prefer thinking she chronically smells like rotting seafood because stinky pussy makes me feel alive, or at least keeps me awake everytime I go down on a bitch, so that I don’t fall asleep in her pussy like some kind of asshole.

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