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2009

25

Aug

Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Mena Suvari is that she must be 40 years old by now, but she’s still got the upper body of a 12 year old and the ass of a stallion…wait…that sounded kinda gay…what I was trying to say is that her ass is all firm and round and amazing like it was when she hit puberty….and it is weird because when she was in the America Pie movies and she was put up against Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth I barely notcied her and the only reason I did was because of the way her alien-lookin’ forehead reflected the light blinded me and reminded me of a night a fell asleep on the train tracks and was rudely awaken by some cop shining his flashlight in my fucking face, before he beat the fuck out of me, but look at her now….

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5 Responses

  1. MadamMeow says:

    I’ld love to see her use that head to smash a block of ice in half.

  2. Chris says:

    it’s more of a five head

  3. suomynona says:

    i would do everything to her body… not so much her face though, you could live out your most hardcore jailbait fantasys with that ass! umm… not that you have any. i gotta go mom’s calling!

  4. Amber_Taylor says:

    How did her hair grow back so fast?

  5. cowbulls says:

    I love that butt and could put up with the face to explore both openings.

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