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2009

28

Aug

RIP Motherfucker the DJ AM Edition of the Day

So DJ AM is dead. For those of you who read the site, he’s been someone I constantly rag on. I’ve met the dude a handful of times and he was always surprisingly cool with me, except for maybe twice where he pretty much told me to fuck myself and told people I know he hated me, but overall, it’s understandable. I always pulled stupid stunts on him over the internet.

Just last week I was ripping into his ugly girlfriend on Facebook who he reportedly broke up with and spiraled into a depression over and now he’s gone and killed himself or at least allegedly killed himself, even after survivng a plane crash, a drug adiction, obesity and an attempted suicide, making millions along the way.

On a sidenote, DJ AM was filming his own intervention type show, so the fact that this is drug related is so fucked up…..

My DJ AM relationship started back in 2004 when I first started the site and he did this interview with me:

Stepfather: So what’s the deal with DJs, why does every girl want a piece of the DJ?

DJ AM: DJs rule… Every girl wants to bone us cause we are the center of attention… And that’s what every girl wants to be.

Stepfather: You used to be fat, I am fat, is life really that much better being thin? Do girls appreciate a fat man, or is your life that much better now that you aren’t fat?

DJ AM: I hated being fat. I miss knocking back a rack of ribs and bakers dozen of Krispie Kremes for a snack but I like being thin for once…

Stepfather: Rumor is that when you lose a lot of weight, your penis gets bigger, is that true?

DJ AM: Yes, my penis has gotten bigger.

Stepfather: I am a fat man and I am scared to sleep with fat women for 2 main reasons, first because fat is disgusting and second because fat gets in the way of sex and I am scared I won’t be able to penetrate fully, how do you feel about sex with fat chicks?

DJ AM: I have a friend who is skinny and he only fucks fat girls. I think he likes the padding and feeling like hes doing some kinky shit. Thing is, your right. If the chick is THAT fat you can’t dig it all the way in cause there are rolls blocking you.

Stepfather: When it comes to sex, what’s the craziest thing you have done, what do you brad to your boys about?

DJ AM: I used to slap the shit out of this one girl who LOVED to be smacked in the face. I’m not much of a bragger anymore though. I grew old and just like it normal.

Stepfather: How much drugs funnel through the clubs you play at, because I once hung out with a stripper, we were sitting next to each other on the bus and she was telling me that clubs have so many drugs…I once did an 8-ball of crystal in a trailer park in Dallas, that’s actually where my blog started. How do you feel about drugs and what is your drug of choice.

DJ AM: Drugs RULE! I used to be a crack head for about 2 years. Nothing is more fun then being so wasted you throw up on yourself at 9:45am on your way to downtown LA to buy crack rocks from the mouth of a 12 year old Mexican kid. Drugs are all over the clubs I DJ. I just like sitting back and watching people learn the hard way.

Stepfather: Would you sleep with your stepdaughter/stepsister if she was really hot? If you said no, would you rethink it if you only met her when she was legal or if she was only in your life for a couple of years?

DJ AM: I would not bone my step ANYTHING. That’s just too damn funky and close to home… Well, if she was Adriana Lima then yes.. but only in the ass.

Stepfather: Do you feel that your music is being overshadowed by your celebrity acquaintances, friends, and lovers?
DJ AM: No.

Stepfather: How do you feel about providing us with some random gossip that no one will read, but you feel you need to get off your chest and what’s the deal with celebrity obsession, I like to pretend I care about celebrity, but I only do it for traffic to the site.

DJ AM: Hmmmmmm… gotta think about that…

Stepfather: I am an alcoholic, and I like to drink everything, including rubbing alcohol and tang, what is your drink of choice?

DJ AM: I am a sober recovering alkie… I aint had a drink in 7 years.

Stepfather: What are the chances that you would put me on permanent guestlist to all your events?

DJ AM: Slim to none cause there is no permanent guest list. But, if you give me a reach around in the booth I may get you in to 1 club.

Stepfather: Could you hook me up with naked pics of celebrities, it seems to really drive a lot of traffic to my site and I would really appreciate it, no one would know it is from you.I am thinking a DJ AM sex tape or something, is that likely?

DJ AM: Not a good look for you, got no pics

Stepfather: Who are your musical influences? What kind of music do you dig? What type of music do you play? What gets your dancefloor bumping?

DJ AM: I am strongly influnced by the music of David Hasselhoff. What a voice on that stunning man.
Stepfather: Are you going to pimp the expression that’s porno in LA, I think you have the visibility to make this the next big expression, you down?

DJ AM: It could be… but my girl is not feeling that word. I gotta break it in slowly.

Stepfather: I once saw a picture of you in high-end streetwear, have you always supported streetwear? How do you feel about the popularity of the homeless look, I remember when it was limited to people like me, who actually used food stamps while the hottest thing was Brandon Walsh from 90210…

When his Nicole Richie relationship broke and my site was the top result for DJ AM, he hit me up asking me to remove the shit. I went along with it and as he got more and more famous, he started answering me less and less, but when he came to Montreal invited me to come out to his party where I was carted around with Nicole Richie drinking free booze all night.

Then a few months later, I emailed him saying Nicole Richie is a whore who cheated on him with Steve-O and that’s when he stopped acknowledging me completely.

So being the internet asshole I am, I spent the next 4 years busting his balls, teasing him, sending him stupid emails, being an overall pain in the ass and he just constantly ignored me. He’d come to Montreal, I’d go to the events, he’d tell people he hated my site and then this year, on Twitter, I finally got him to laugh at a few of my jokes and I hope that he got the whole thing was just fuckin’ jokes and didn’t stem from actual hatred…I figure if you’re out there, you’re a target or some shit and I know people out there are expecting me to have a field day with this, but I won’t, because he was an easy target in life for what he did with his DJ talent, but not really into continuing it now that he’s dead.

Either way, I do feel sad for the dude, he’s been through a lot and accomplished a lot and is really well respected and loved. I feel sad that the DJ AM jokes have to end and aren’t funny anymore, but I can honestly say I was glad to have met the dude the times that I did and despite deserving to get shanked for some of the shit I pulled, he would always shake my hand while shaking his head in disappointment and I always got a kick out of that shit.

So RIP Motherfucker.

Here’s a video of him celebrating his bday this year….

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36 Responses

  1. Expletive: BMP says:

    depression drowns you slowly purposefully. Regardless of the crazies and the wild Yettie encouraging you to be rid of yourself, always remain. Even when bland and blank becomes your eyes and disparaging despair the view, don’t fucking stop, just smile and claim depressive death clamoring is a part of your fucking animal element and find joy (even pseudo joy).

    Always fucking remember, pretending to be crazy usually results in your brain sack shit to replicate madness leaving you demented. So the opposite must be true; pretending to be joyful will leave you giddy.

  2. skeeter says:

    he was better off dying in that plane crash. if a majority of my body was charred and i had to look in the mirror, i would be contemplating existence and meaning at every moment. i love drugs as much as your local downtown homeless guy so i totally understand saying eff it to everything.
    as far as a dj goes, i have no idea if he was good or not. never heard anything he did but i doubt that he was anything close to an eric b. or dj premier. i personally never got the whole celebrity status of a dj at a shitty nightclub. the dude capitalized off it and made losers like me hate him for it.
    congratulations
    p.s. i hope jesus starts rippin on this guys now ex girlfriend again. pull the old murderer card on her

  3. skeeter says:

    just curious, any of you out there now wishing for the death of travis barker?
    not pleased with the results from that plane crash?
    is it a one down, one to go type of feeling?

  4. The Mayor says:

    That’s pretty much the nicest thing you’ve ever said about anyone. Sounds as if you’re really going to miss the guy. That’s sad.

    RIP motherfucker, indeed.

  5. Bob Smith says:

    I’m amazed that some fo you, including Drunken Stepfather are pretending he was important or famous.

    He didnt’ even rise to D-level celebrity.

    It’s like claiming the prom king at your local high school was famous because a couple people from the neighboring high school heard of him.

    This entire article doesn’t belong here.

  6. fingerbanger says:

    This post was gayer than bicycle shorts. You’re an asshole Hesus.
    And yes, I wish Travis Barker had died of an overdose instead of this guy. Let’s hope this is some Final Destination kind of shit and someone shoots Travis Barker in the middle of his forehead or runs him over with a train.

  7. Yeah. What DSF said.

    No idea why, but for some reason, trust has been (lightly) established

  8. Zin says:

    R.I.P. motherfucker.

    Bicycle shorts and then some, all LOVE.

    shit like this makes me wonder why I spend so little time drunk and naked. Love to dead AM and his fam. Weird. Never really gave a dude time of day, whatever, it is what it is, time rolls on, peace, LOVE, OUT. Xx

    1.

    Z.

    -

  9. Steve Lick says:

    If you’re going to OD over pussy, I would have chosen Mandy Moore over this big bird cyclops jew.

    Apparently god needed someone who plays someone elses records.

  10. Jack the Tripper says:

    I’d say fuck him whether he was alive or dead but fuck him doubly, with a double headed dildo for wasting a 2nd chance at life, too bad he didn’t die the first time around.

  11. Bill says:

    This is the best movie promotional tactic ever. Right on the very same day the new Final Destination movie opens.

  12. macaca says:

    booo hooo! a guy that i met 3 times that plays records went bye-bye.
    like, grow a pair of nuts and start editing your content you faggot.

  13. Made You Google says:

    He was suing the plane co.,i’m gonna file a class action suit against his estate for wasting the taxpayers $,his life had no value,he was a fat fuck made artificially thin,he became known to the public for 2 other worthless things,DJing and Nicole Richie,but most importantly,he’s suing for what another party almost did to him and goes and does it to himself.
    On the brighter tip DS you’re just an ole softie,maybe Lohan will get wind of your eulogy-of-sorts and hold you in a new regard and by new regard i mean Cleopatra Grip…

  14. gilp says:

    Bringing me out of retirement. re not real and that
    You showed some serious heart Jesus. He was a douche but he was our douche. I will say thta was the most heartfelt thing i have seen on here and i have been with the site since it began when that interview brought me here well i would lie if i said that the guy was fucking coo about the shit you gave him . Even he knew deep down that Nicole Richie was a fucking blight on humanity and thats why he dropped that fucking junkie whore.
    Im sure he is getting bottle service where ever he is. Fucking worthless DJ

    O and that post makes you gayer than photoshopping dicks in your mouths

  15. gilp says:

    wow i should write for your site .
    Drunk and my writing is still better than your daily shit.

  16. Expletive: BMP says:

    hold the phone, what the fuck is a cleoppatra grip, and can leeloo hold me in it too, sounds sexy and shit.

  17. LL says:

    FU You asshole this shits isnt funny !
    Stop emailing my old accounts you dont play by the rules you F_ asshole !

  18. gilp says:

    i love LL

  19. Robert Frazier says:

    One less jew hipster . NY and LA are all a bunch of big talking , hook nosed money hungry jews and sons , daughters , nephews , nieces and brothers and sisters of said jews . Fuck em . They’re ugly people , inside and out . DJ AM ? Dead jew piece of shit .

  20. gilp says:

    i am trying to sell fake pics to splash news , if anyone asks i have pics of LL doing blow with me .

  21. gilp says:

    wow rob . thats fucked up but incredibly true jews own NY & LA

  22. Robert Frazier says:

    Fuck right it’s true . Walk around the Village in NYC . Wall to wall loud ,fag hipster heebs , usually with Daddy paying the tab .

  23. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Who cares?

  24. joel osteen says:

    Fart in his coffin and shut it and push it off of the Empire Jew Building .

  25. Truff says:

    Who is their right mind would mourn the loss of this talentless douchebag? The only thing that could have improved his suicide would be if he had murdered his ex-GF and co-waste of good air, Nicole Richie, before he offed himself.

  26. FUCKYOU says:

    He lost a ton of weight, beat alcoholism, survived a fucked up plane crash then OD’d LOL!!!!

  27. skeeter says:

    i like how this is turning into a jew bashing area.
    nothing like some good jew jokes to start the day
    i would like to start off

    a son walks up to his dad. dad i need 50 dollars
    dad says, 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for

  28. yylily says:

    —————————————She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" M e e t i n g W e a l t h y . c o m”"”"”last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?——————

  29. localsavage says:

    Boo Hoo….I am so depressed about being rich famous and unbelievably lucky. What an asshole. The guy is a talentless idiot who plays other peoples music and gets paid way to much for it and it still isn’ enough????????? Fuck him and people like him I am glad that he has spared us of his useless existance.

  30. Hurricane says:

    Those were jokes that you used to say about AM?

    The guy was a loser and a douche.

    Your “jokes” were 100% true.

  31. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Really, who cares? Show of hands?

  32. Bob Smith says:

    When you have to search the internet a DSF to find out that somebody is famous, they’re just not.

    And I don’t wish anybody dead, or even harm, but this guy dying is really only of interest to his family, and my sympathies go to the family.

    To everybody else? *yawn*

  33. DJ OD says:

    This little jew fag was making 25K a night spinning fucking records! Why would anyone pay that little shit that kind of money is beyond me.

    Cheer up Jesus, maybe the little kike left you his fag bicycle shorts in his will. We all know how much you loved them!

  34. kt says:

    thats the most honest sincere i’ve read since dj am died. everyone says nice shit when you die. atleast you said the nice and mean shit to his face.

  35. scott says:

    It’s time to holler at Hayley Wood again, right? Rebound that shit.

  36. m says:

    such monsters.

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