I don’t know how to break this to you, but Megan Fox really is not all that hot. I get that you really think she is because of your addiction to Transformers and other virgin shit, a market she dominates, but just straight up lookin’ at her I don’t see it. Call me gay, tell me I have no taste, but understand I would fuck the shit she left smeared on her panties in a heartbeat, which isn’t saying much because I’d pretty much do that with anyone because I have a used panty fetish, but she is porn hot without the porn and that’s just a piss off, because if you’ve got the look, you might as well embrace your fate and show the world a dick goin’ in you, instead, she pretends she’s all famous, and glamorous and shit, even though her Monroe tattoo and d-list boyfriend prove otherwise. She’s too much hype and the only way she’ll know her role is if you assholes stop suckin’ her fuckin’ dick….
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