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2009

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Sep

Megan Fox Gets Too Much Hype of the Day

I don’t know how to break this to you, but Megan Fox really is not all that hot. I get that you really think she is because of your addiction to Transformers and other virgin shit, a market she dominates, but just straight up lookin’ at her I don’t see it. Call me gay, tell me I have no taste, but understand I would fuck the shit she left smeared on her panties in a heartbeat, which isn’t saying much because I’d pretty much do that with anyone because I have a used panty fetish, but she is porn hot without the porn and that’s just a piss off, because if you’ve got the look, you might as well embrace your fate and show the world a dick goin’ in you, instead, she pretends she’s all famous, and glamorous and shit, even though her Monroe tattoo and d-list boyfriend prove otherwise. She’s too much hype and the only way she’ll know her role is if you assholes stop suckin’ her fuckin’ dick….

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8 Responses

  1. JL says:

    and the truth is out lol

  2. roscoe says:

    more overrated than Jessica Simpleton

  3. MadamMeow says:

    Well if she thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe and everything does that mean she’s going to OD soon and we can be done with her?

  4. stuhthad says:

    finally someone with a blog says it. she sucks. not sexy at all. no curves. fuk her

  5. Huh says:

    Are you serious? You think Rihanna, that dyke looking bitch is hot, and not her? What are you smoking?

  6. Itty Bitty says:

    I hear David Austin Green is hung like a horse! You think Megan would mind my little 2 incher?

  7. IamLegend says:

    the drunken penguin from hell arrives

  8. Jack the Tripper says:

    You’re gay and I want to suck her dick.

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