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2009

21

Sep

Eva Longoria and her Perky Mexican Tits of the Day

I said some pretty cruel things about how Eva Longoria was just some Mexican immigrant who worked at the right hotel as a chambermaid, and as a Mexican I should have had more pride about her success. I should celebrate it and let the world know that we Mexicans are not just lazy motherfuckers and we can slowly take over the world with people like America Ferrara, George Lopez and Jessica Alba and Longoria, but I don’t really connect with being Mexican and I figure either does Longoria, so I’ll just spew the same stereotypes everyone else is, because I’m just trying to fit in with the white man and because Eva Longoria hasn’t done shit for me.

Here are her perky tits…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Perky TIts

2 Responses

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD says:

    This dumb bitch is maybe qualified to scrub my toilet, but not much else. If you don’t like it here in the good ol’ USA, go the fuck back to Mexico where you belong. No one will miss you except your johns.

  2. Bob Smith says:

    Eva Eva! Do not worry, I pay you under the table, no taxes. I give you $4/hour to clean.

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