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2009

30

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy Whore of the Day

Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Tits|Whore

7 Responses

  1. FallenRawToast says:

    You realise that is her husband who she married in August?

  2. (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  3. Dawn says:

    Punctuation please!

  4. mrking says:

    I’m sorry U got blocked like sum kinda retard when U were just being cool. I wouldn’t take it personal. She’s the 1 missing out.

    I replied bc I thought MissMilano was really nice 2 1 of my Chavos on twitr @fatboymagazine. She did photo shoot & seemed real sweet in the interview. Maybe it’s a diff Gal. U could check it out. If it is a diff Gal-U won’t loose. adios!

  5. Expletive: BMP says:

    fat is good, fat bootie with a side of beefy meat curtain cunt is to die for, true story.

  6. real deal says:

    wait Milano is fat…wow you guys are straight up gay!!! No chick is pretty to you guys. Maybe you should just blow eachother or start uploading pics of dudes!

  7. badge says:

    dude, Alissa Milano is not fat, and certainly not in those picks. Get a life. Size 2 jeans and a Gypsy shirt. You can see her fucking veins in her neck.

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