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2009

01

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I don’t wish death upon people, especially not unborn babies, because that is cruel and I am a real nice guy, but wouldn’t it be bittersweet if when Gayheart’s kid that is brewing inside her turns 9, it gets run the fuck over by some idiot celebrity talking on his cellular in his SUV, who will later get acquitted because it will be proven with the help of his expensive lawyer that her kid was jay walking and breaking the law, even though every other car stopped to let it get across the street, while the idiot celebrity’s impatient ass decided to drive around the other cars who were letting the kid cross cuz the idiot was in such a rush and couldn’t be bothered waiting so instead accidentally runs it the fuck down, killing it. Leaving Gayheart and her family left with heavy hearts and sadness, but at least she’ll always have a stupid name, no celebrity driving with a cellphone can take that from her…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pregnancy|Rebecca Gayheart

5 Responses

  1. (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  2. shaun says:

    You know what would be even more nice? Niggers raping this bitch with their huge cocks, so that the constant pounding of black pistons leads to her abby dying inside her.

    That’s the kind of stuff a white man can fap to.

  3. anony says:

    Hopefully, when the kid is nine it will get accidentally get run over by someone not paying attention and talking on their cell phone.

  4. BarbadoSlim says:

    If there was really a god she’d get run over, go into labor right on the street and then have the baby get run over.

  5. Lita says:

    Totally agree. She seems like a selfish bitch.

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