There is a time in every workout addict’s life when she’s gotta look in the mirror and realize that she’s gone too fucking far passed that lookin’ healthy and fit point and reached that “I wonder if she’s got a cock” point. Seriously, she’s boxy and ripped and anyone who fucks her would have to be a queer trying to climb the social ladder without actually having access to someone who can really get him where he wants to be, but figures since she’s on TV and has money she’s a good start, and the fact that she barely looks like a woman, makes it less hetero and it turns out my assumptions are right because in March of this year her boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov charged her for assault cuz she punched him in the face, something no straight guy would ever admit to the police for fear of being laughed out of the room.
Either way, here she is maintaining her testicles.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Gross|Jogging|Kelly Bensimon
I wouldn’t even dream odf raping her. She looks quite strong she might beat me up instead and then rape me with a strap on. So I’ll just jerk off to these pictures from safe distance.
I would do her. I’ll bet she can ripple her vagina (I dated a chick who could do that). It’s like getting a blowjob, but not with her mouth. Amazing stuff.
Dude look’s like a lady!!
Bob Smith, the point of a blow job is to simulate vaginal sex…why would I want my vaginal sex to simulate a blow job? Kinda defeats the purpose of going that extra mile no?
Kelly is a disgusting, ugly bitch who looks like Joe Perry with yucky titties, and Iggy Pop from the neck down. Kelly is a horrible, insecure person, and her personality makes her look even uglier and more haggy, if that’s possible. She has a nasty, leathery, wrinkly crusty apricot face and the only thing she’s good for is getting fu@ked in the ass. She’s as dumb as a bag of rocks, and what the fuck is going on with that pointy hard thing poking out from between her budget boobies?!? I want to rip it out of her bony, pathetic chest. Looking at these bikini pics of Kelly had me laughing fof hours. Thanks