Marisa Miller got in a bikini and heavily photoshopped for a recent Victoria’s Secret catalog. I am not trying to say that she’s not hot, or not worth fucking, or that she’s some kind of hag, but she is pushing 40 and does have a lot of sun damage and despite having an amazing fit body and me never letting a bitch’s sun damage, rough skin, stop me, seriously, I’ve cum on Aids lesions before, proving that I’m not that picky, but she just doesn’t do it for me, and I guess it’s because I know her tits are fake and I hate fake tit false marketing bullshit enough to discount a perfectly perfect girl because of them.
But here are the pictures.
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Pushing 40? Are you fucking drunk again? She’s 31 years old. If she’s pushing 40, you must be pushing 90. Dude, do a little research before you shoot of your big mouth.
Or better yet, just put up the pics and shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you think.
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
Stop doing drugs seriously… those tits are real. It’s kinda funny when you talk shit cause your life sucks so bad, but at least you tell the fucking truth. Also, you’re hopeless and pretty much a loser, but most people find that shit entertaining. You’re not stupid so why post shit that makes no fucking sense? Do you need help? Stop being so fucking lazy and do some research. There is a difference between spouting off your opinions and being utterly wrong. Honestly what the fuck happened to you. It’s like a downward spiral,… go back to your earlier posts then compare them to the ones you post now. Dude, save some $ and use it towards counseling, you can use it.