I hate Shakira. Not only is her command of the english language shitty, but she sings in some weird tribal chant that shoulda been forgotten in Columbia where they appreciate that shit cuz they are all jacked on cocaine.
She did some Bollywood rip off performance that should offend India because it sucked and she shaked her ass because I guess that’s all she’s good for. I am really not diggin’ this at all, but then again why would I, this show is targeted to gay dudes and I guess this was for them, and I’m posting it for you because you haven’t accepted the fact that you’re gay yet. I’, just doin’ my part.
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Still would eat her ass out before yours, dude.
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
shake dat azz!
By wearing stilts, she manages to be taller than the guy. Although he can only be about four feet three.
Dude that guy that wrote i hate her hes dumb she is f. hot