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2009

15

Oct

Nicolas Cage Owned a Fucking Castle of the Day

At what point in time will people realize that this Hollywood bullshit is ripping us off. That it is such a big fucking industry thanks to us, that people like Nicolas Cage can afford to buy fucking castles.

Do you realize how ridiculous owning a castle of your own is? Well it’s a lot more ridiculous when the person owning their own castle is some star of shitty action movies. This is proof he gets paid far too fucking much and we only have ourselves to blame.

Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.

See I couldn’t be mad at his castle if he was a smart business man, or if he found the cure to cancer, or made great music or anything of substance, but all he did was remember his lines someone else told him to say.

It is beyond excessive and disgusting and the good news is that karma has jumped in to stop it and by karma I mean the IRS because the idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay on top of his taxes when he was making his huge money, and he was forced to sell the shit, because he’s not the “It” person he once was, but still has a privileged life he doesn’t deserve.

That said, stop supporting the movie business, stop buying DVDs, bootleg the shit because let’s face it we can kill an industry and prevent tragedies like Nicolas Cage or people equally useless as him owning castles from happening, because they only have money because we are all giving them our money and that makes us the real losers.

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