I was having a debate with myself last night, because no one else was around to talk to , and even the people who were around like the bartender were more interested in tryin to get me to leave their bar, than talking to me about whether a bitch is ever too old to wear a bikini, especially a white one that when wet turns see thru….
The rational side of me that knows older women aren’t hot to look at naked and would rather not see an older chick naked, but the man in me, who makes an appearance sometimes, can’t help but think no matter what age a girl is, whether 16 or 90, she should be out there half naked every chance she gets. Not only does it make for more interesting scenery, but it also makes for easier public masturbation, because when there’s no hot young pussy on the beach because they are all in school or some shit, you’d rather have decent older pussy, or even disgusting older pussy in a bikini, than nothing. It makes your trip worthwhile.
So in conclusion, I have decided that you are never too old to wear a white bikini or any bikini for that matter, no matter how sloppy your ass is, no matter how plump your gunt is, no matter how saggy your tits is, because sometimes it’s better than nothing, most of the time it is pretty entertaining…..and in Courtney Cox’s case, a lot more entertaining than her career.
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