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2009

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Oct

Courtney Cox is Almost Too Old for a White Bikini of the Day

I was having a debate with myself last night, because no one else was around to talk to , and even the people who were around like the bartender were more interested in tryin to get me to leave their bar, than talking to me about whether a bitch is ever too old to wear a bikini, especially a white one that when wet turns see thru….

The rational side of me that knows older women aren’t hot to look at naked and would rather not see an older chick naked, but the man in me, who makes an appearance sometimes, can’t help but think no matter what age a girl is, whether 16 or 90, she should be out there half naked every chance she gets. Not only does it make for more interesting scenery, but it also makes for easier public masturbation, because when there’s no hot young pussy on the beach because they are all in school or some shit, you’d rather have decent older pussy, or even disgusting older pussy in a bikini, than nothing. It makes your trip worthwhile.

So in conclusion, I have decided that you are never too old to wear a white bikini or any bikini for that matter, no matter how sloppy your ass is, no matter how plump your gunt is, no matter how saggy your tits is, because sometimes it’s better than nothing, most of the time it is pretty entertaining…..and in Courtney Cox’s case, a lot more entertaining than her career.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Courtney Cox|White Bikini

7 Responses

  1. (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  2. Pineapple Andy Kaid says:

    I’d hit it

  3. luv2lickclit says:

    I fucking hate flat ass bitches. Makes me feel like I’m fucking a dude.

  4. drunken pig says:

    ^^Uhhh,maby ’cause you are^^

  5. Expletive: BMP says:

    i’m so in love with courtney cox, david arquette is a don for marrying this sweet empress.

  6. jonnysheen says:

    Two words: Dumpy Ass. thats what happens after you’re forty something but hey she’s still awright… just no Megan “Tight Twenty Something Ass” Fox but when Megan hits forty something her ass’ll be just like that too.

  7. Seaya007 says:

    For all you stud bucks that thinks she is too old wear a white bikini, I would like a picture of all the fat bitches you have slept with. I think she looks just fine and would do her any time. I would kick her ass out of the bed in the morning and tell her it was made up when she got in it and to make it up when she got out, and tell her to lick my balls clean before she left!!!!!!!!!
    She can sleep in my bed anytime………………..

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