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2009

20

Oct

Lily Allen Topless on her Hotel Balcony of the Day

I don’t really follow Lily Allen’s life. All I really know about her is that she’s a little fat, her songs are a little annoying, her talent is really fucking questionable, her parents are hooked up in the entertainment industry in the UK and that she’s just another typical rich girl who wants people to notice her because her parents were too busy living their own lives for her.

I do know that a couple of weeks ago, she went to Twitter and said she was retiring, probably because she realizes that she’s peaked, or maybe it’s got to do with other things, like drug addiction or bi polar disorder that leads her to fucking homeless dudes, before walking out to the balcony to contemplate suicide naked, because she’s done enough living, only to be saved by the homeless man she fucked, because he realizes if she dies, he won’t get the free meal she promised him, and the whole thing is like a scene out of a really boring movie, but at least she’s topless and doesn’t give a fuck if people post pics, cuz her world has become self involved and self absorbed meaning no one but her and her pain matter, the kind of crazy I fucking love…..

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5 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    She needs to smoke more, and someone has to tell her, great nipples!

  2. (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  3. drunken pig says:

    She needs to be sodimized….by ME!!

  4. bob vance says:

    i’d hit it ,repeatedly!

  5. Cunty Cuntall says:

    Her tit’s are like my 16 year old sister’s…and they’re yummy as well.

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