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2009

27

Oct

Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Kelly Rowland|Tits

8 Responses

  1. drunken pig says:

    BACK to da corner and sell dat ass HO!! *SMACK*

  2. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    She could make good money on the streets. We know her albums are not paying the bills anymore.

  3. Goliano says:

    If it weren’t for blogs you’d be picking grapes in Napa Valley.

  4. ibsopretti says:

    Wow i thought i was the only person who looked at kelly implants and thought what a waste of $…i mean we all like the natural look but since their not get your moneys worth. And on another note I agree with you…kelly seems sweet and all but she honestly not that memorable or great of a performer sooo i doubt she’d be in the entertainment biz at all if not for B and her fam.

  5. N says:

    Obviously this ass who wrote this article did not have anything to do, so to attract people to the article CRAP is written. Why didn’t you say that your mom and sister should be pregnant in the project. Let the breathing. Kelly Rowland was one of the founding member of DC.

  6. bella says:

    i like her she can sing to me i mean her tits are really the last thing on my mind since theyre irrelevant as fuck but i mean it seems like u guys are nit picking looking for something to hate on since she isnt beyonce.listen to dcs song “feel the same way i do” kelly does the first verse beyonce does the second AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHOS THE BETTER SINGER. but i mean shit as the time passes by beyonce gets lamer and lamer and more basic with each performance [which explains the leotards] and all she does is yell. i like them both but i like kellys voice a little more i could care less about her titties and her spare time activities. shit ATLEAST THE BITCH EATIN lol. but i mean what would BEYONCE be doing without dc? really whos to say where theyd be. beyonce might have been the pregnant hoodrat and kelly might have been an accountant youd never know.

  7. Isis says:

    Bella you are so right. I second that!

  8. FaceBookMe says:

    HOW DARE YALL BROKE ASSES TALK ABOUT KELLY.ROWLAND! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF SHE HAS IMPLANTS??? IF YALL BROKE ASSES HAD MONEY YALL WOULD GET IMPLANTS TOO AND NIGGAS YALL WOULD BE PAYING FOR BITCHES TO GET THE IMPLANTS.. YALL MAD AS SHIT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL & DARKSKIN WITH PRETTY HAIR&SKIN ..! SHE HAS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS MAYBE YA ASS SHOULD STOP HATING LMAO BECAUSE IF SHE WAS HERE YOU WOULD WANT SOME! SO SHUT THE F UP! AND HOP OFF OF HER! UGH SUCH HATERS GO TO HELL BITCHES~!

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