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2009

02

Nov

Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work.

The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with. If you know what I mean….if you don’t I’m trying to say that the fat friend doesn’t usually take the fuck over, she usually gets forgotten, but in Beyonce’s case, she became a fucking machine because I assume the millions of fat chicks who feel like they’ve been wronged, or like they’ve lost out to skinny chicks out there supported her quest to get to the top, despite everything working against her fat ass.

Either way, I wrote too much about this, when really all this is about is Kelly Rowland on the beach in a bikini while working out with some dude…..I went a little off track.

Pics via Bauer

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2 Responses

  1. YOMAMA says:

    OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FUKING LAME 1ST BEYONCE IS NOT FAT!!!….SHES IS THICK!!! DONT BE MAD BECAUSE MOST WHITE WOMEN HAVE PANCAKE BOOTYS ,THIN LIPS, BUMPY SKIN, NO CHEST AND NO BODY!! BUT THE STRUCTURE OF THEIR SKELETON!!!….MOST WOMAN WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO STAY SKINNY WITH OUT DIETING ….AND THE FUNNY THINK ABOUT THIS DAY AND AGE .NOW!! WHITE WOMAN WANT TO LOOK LIKE AFRICAN WOMAN ..WHITE WOMAN ARE TANNING TO GET DARKER!! PUTTING IN BREAST IMPLANTS TO LOOK FULLER,BOOTY IMPLANTS…LIP INJECTIONS..NEED I GO ON!!.IF THATS NOT TO FAVOR A BLACK WOMAN WHAT IS IT …HEY BLK WOMAN LOVE WEAVE !!! N STRAIGHT HAIR!! BUT THATS ABOUT AS FAR AS IS GOES..THICKNESS IS HERE TO STAY SADLY MOST WHITE WOMAN WILL NEVER HAVE THE BODY STRUCTURE TO CARRY WHAT MOST BLACK PEOPLE CALL ..THICK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES !!….YET REFEREED TO AS FATNESS BY LAME WHITE MAN WHO LIKE THEIR WOMAN TO LOOK LIKE A 10 YEAR CHILD WITH BIG BREAST AND NO BODY FORM WHAT SO EVER.. PERV AZZ WEIRD MAN .BUT HEY!! TO EACH HIS OWN …F.Y.I.DONT REALLY CARE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT B N KELLY THROUGH THERE MAY BE SUM TRUTH LURKING IN ALL THAT BULLSHYT!! U STATED ..U BLEW IT UP BECAUSE YOUR A LAME WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT HATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY BETTER OFF THEN YOU I BET YOU GOT TEASED IN SCHOOL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER AN PISSED N THE BED TILL YOU WERE 10 …LOL JK…WORD OF ADVICE DONT HATE PARTACPITE …PEACE

  2. I had a strange thought. I heard in Korea, something like 60% of girls get plastic surgery makeoverbefore age 18 because for girls, being successful is all about snagging the best guy you can get. best meaning most affulent. And being hot is naturally the easiest way to snag men.

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