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2009

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Nov

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Slut

6 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I bet she is leaking milk already. I would watch her fucking awful show if I could do it with one of her nipples in my mouth.

  2. Expletive(BMP) says:

    sorry she doesn’t do it for me; she’s pregnant but still has a boring flat ass *yawn*

  3. frank says:

    At least she is pregnant by a white guy!

  4. Bob Smith says:

    There’s no way to tell short of DNA testing

  5. YoungG says:

    For you frank that may be a blessing to you because you are white and you vicariously live your life through imagining that you are with these slut bags. WHen are you going to leave your mommas house and get a woman frank, i am concerned that you will die a virgin.

  6. drunken pig says:

    Im^^concerned your allowed to walk amongst us FAGGOT….thanks for your bio,now go KILL yourself!!

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