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2009

10

Nov

Shakira Has Stupid Hair of the Day

We get it Shakira, you had a song with Wyclef on a song and black dudes appreciate your fat ass more than white dudes do but you don’t have to style your hair to look like a fat tourist after getting a local to give her cornrows, who flew down to an all inclusive resorts in Jamaica in hopes of finding a guy horny enough to fuck you and take advantage of you by telling you he loves you in exchange for you mailing him down money every month thinking he’s going to marry you, while really he’s just using you as one of his clients, because let’s face it, he may be poor and willing to fuck anything, but he’s not going to do it for free cuz you are just that disgusting…Either way, nice hair you twat….

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