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2009

13

Nov

Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Pussy|Samantha Ronson

8 Responses

  1. drunken pig says:

    Huh…you as drunk as me??…..ok I’ll bang the one on the left!!

  2. drunken pig says:

    ….no no I mean the one on the right…….soooo confused!!

  3. not as blind as you says:

    funny you think that’s samantha ronson… close though, it’s that dude from sum 41 or whatever. he was married to avril lavigne. but yeah, i can see the resemblance. i think sam ro is more into cokefiend twigs with huge fake tits though…

  4. Mr. Obvious says:

    Wow.

    Derek Whibley got a replica of Avril, right down to her height?

    Guess we know who the dumper and dumpee are.

    Avril sucks anyway, shes full of herself.

  5. robot says:

    not as blind as you – please tell me you’re under 10…that’s the only excuse…

  6. drunken pig says:

    ….robot,all is well…..blind was taken out back and shot….twice….you know,just to make sure……..

  7. Emma G says:

    Bwahaha, I peed a little reading this..

  8. drunken pig says:

    ….sweet Emma you can pee on me………

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