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2009

17

Nov

Ex-Supermodel and Current Mothers Showing Off 20 Years Later of the Day

Just because they get naked to shower off their kids’ puke and to have their weekly scheduled sex with their husbands and not to grace the covers of highend fashion magazines, doesn’t mean we have to give up on these sluts we all grew up jerking off to. They were the first wave of supermodels in my life.

I remember 1989 jerking off to Elle Macpherson in Sports Illustrated swimsuit. I remember jerking off to Cindy Crawford when she did Playboy in 1988 and I remember just thinking Claudia Schiffer was hot back before the David Copperfield days.

They probably weren’t innovators, their work probably insignificant, no better than being the bitch on a game show turning letters, or the bitches who work at conventions or conferences promoting products, but they probably think their impact was significant, because otherwise they’d just go out and kill themselves, but instead they are here showing off that genetics played a huge part in getting where they got, since they look fucking amazing and even 20 years later I’d jerk off to them if my dick had the same fate as their looks and didn’t break along the way.

Cindy Crawford and Her Mom Legs

Elle Macpherson Slutty Mom Legs in a Leather Skirt

BONUS – Possible Claudia Schiffer See Thru Dress Pics

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Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Claudia Schiffer|Elle Macpherson|Legs

3 Responses

  1. (315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  2. drunken pig says:

    I fucking HATE these spammers!!….^^ DIE ASSHOLE!!…..next order of business….not saying I would’nt slam the hell out of these older sluts…its just their holes are so loose Id bring a miners helmet and a rope….just to be sure I make it back!!

  3. cowbulls says:

    Cindy Crawford is the sexiest woman of all time. I sure would like to find out why she can’t keep Randy satisfied.

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