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2009

24

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because I hate celebrities and not seeing their face makes them far better looking to me. Not to mention this angle is the most believable angle in terms of visualizing a fantasy, because if I was ever to fuck one of them, it would be from behind because based on experience it’s the best way to rape a useless bitch you just dragged into a back alley who thinks she is better than you, mainly because they can’t bite you as easily. So the good news is the paparazzi listened, the bad news is that they decided to spite me by doing it with pictures of Paris Hilton and her really shitty, sloppy useless ass in sweatpants, because I guess they hate me too….Assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Paris Hilton|Sweatpants

5 Responses

  1. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    She thought no one would see her if shes dresses in black in the day time as she heads to her dealers house.

    I thought she was supposed to be a changed slut after jail and to help all the starving kids in africa. I guess it didnt last long.

  2. Expletive(BMP) says:

    ^^^^^to get away from calamity i’d promise my balls and half my dick, then renege the moment i’m free, it’s a living.

    Though some promises must be kept, thankfully in midgard, breaking such promises holds no repercussions except for pissed off semi fans expecting Paris to become mother Theresa with a dick in her mouth.

  3. Bob Smith says:

    I’d give her roofies and then just take the backdoor.

    Not because it would be pleasant, but just because she’s a big pain in the ass, and I want her to know what she feels like to the rest of us.

  4. drunken pig says:

    …..is that last nights gangbang spunk on her ass??…..

  5. Alex says:

    you are such a sick fuck. joking about rape is not funny.

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