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2009

25

Nov

Robert Rey is Not a Doctor but a Clown of the Day

I don’t know about you, but this is the last doctor I would trust performing any kind of surgery on me. I get that he’s a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and by default that means we can’t take him seriously in terms of his medical ability as this kind of doctor is just into making a lot of money and not so into helping people….He’s just a novelty act marketing himself in efforts to make a lot of fucking money reconstructing celebrity whore pussy, sucking the fat out of their asses and giving them better tits, something we all know a lot of them need, but his frosted tips, sleeveless scrubs, gold plated stethoscope he wears out like gangster bling is too fuckin’ much.

Please take his license away, I think his money is getting to his head and turning him into a tacky cuban drug dealer in Miami in the 70s….or some kind of pitboy you’d find topless in a gay afterhours club high on MDMA…he looks like a fucking joke….a really funny joke they need to send into the dying kids ward to make them laugh in their last days like he was Patch Adams and that’s why I am posting it….trust me, it’s got nothing to do with me caring…

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