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2009

03

Dec

Rihanna Hiding Her Tits at the Airport Cuz She’s Not in a Bra of the Day

I’ve spent the last hour trying to not masturbate to the beat up picture of Rihanna cuz she’s a fucking cunt and seeing her beat is like porn to me. If bitch is anything like I expect her to be, she fucking deserved it. From being a cunt to her local Bajan friends she grew up with, prancing around like the princess of the fucking island, when she was a fucking garbage man’s daughter from a shanty, I guess overcompensating for where she’s from, but remaining the trash she is and the whole thing is even more annoying because she doesn’t even know how to sing, not to mention when she covers her tits when she goes thru security at the airport without a bra on, because it’s part of her lesbian hair, lesbian biceps, lesbian shoulders, lesbianism cuz cock hurts when shit chokes you the fuck out in a rented lambo on your way home after busting a motherfucker’s balls with her jealousy was uncontrollable and abusive but no one ever talks about that. Bitch needs to realize that if you go to the airport without a bra on all you gotta do is fucking drop your crossed arms and share it with the rest of us…I guess the cock teasing bitch needs another life lesson….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

19 Responses

  1. Bonzo says:

    Dam if you’re going to go around braless, own it! Shoulders back! Back straight! Come down hard on your heels to make them bounce.
    Or wear a bra FCS. But going around with your hands on your tits make you look like you need picked up by the short bus.

  2. drunken pig says:

    Sooooooo sick of this bitch….FUCK!!

  3. (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device” Win?

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  4. youarepathetic says:

    God I feel sorry for you guys. Were you touched at children?

  5. youarepathetic says:

    as*

  6. fuck you says:

    I hope you get ass raped fucking loser

  7. fuck you says:

    You should be jailed for your mere existence you floppy dicked loser who gets off on pain and who is nothing but a mudstreak on rihannas underwear!

  8. gemma says:

    Whoa… misogynistic much? I would perhaps be able to overlook this reprehensible character flaw if you were at least a bit funny, OR even just *mildly* entertaining.

    By “drunken stepfather” you actually mean “social misfit who has never gotten laid by a real girl and/or been rejected by so many that he now hates women”, right? Right?! That’s what you mean?

  9. Miche says:

    I can’t believe you are saying she deserved to be beat up! People like you should be in jail, connard

  10. will says:

    Has no one wondered why there is a box of bisquick in the background? Who takes bisquick to the airport?

  11. CandiceHatesYou says:

    Seriously? First off, the punctuation you use makes you TRULY sound drunk — but are you meaning to just be controversial? Saying shit like that doesn’t make you a maven of the written word so much as a textual Spencer Pratt. If this was a girl you knew that had been abused by her boyfriend, I can sure as hell guess you’d beat the ass of anyone who said the things you’re saying here. You’re not revolutionary for saying this, you’re just plain damn sad.

  12. Alanna says:

    Wow. . You sound like an angry liitle man. Nothing about your post is even remotely funny. In fact, you sound like a pretty sick fuck if you ask me. . Did your mommy not give you enough love when you were young, you women hating piece of shit?

  13. Annadoll says:

    this is the funniest post I have read in a really long time.

  14. Womanof Power says:

    You’re a fucking loser yourself if you think a woman deserves to get beat-up. No one deserves that. Speaking from experience here. Fuck that shit you’re saying. I hope one day you get the shit beat out of you so you can fucking eat these words.

  15. Mos says:

    Very funny post, and I’m a woman. All of you people who are whining about the content here are fools. Why would you visit a site like this one if you’re going to be so prissy and offended by his rants? Unbunch your panties, ladies; it’s okay to have a sense of humor. By the way, there’s no Prince Charming who’s going to come in on his white horse and carry you off to his castle. Your mommies were all lying. Also, get on a treadmill! Anyone with a moniker like Womanof Power has thunder thighs.

  16. fuck you says:

    Chris Brown is just your type Mos, what a great “woman” you are.be sure to tell everyone you like jokes after you get beaten up beacuse with your RETARDED ATTITUDE, you most certainly will! Hmmm and only girls who wear granny panties can get then IN A BUNCH what a loser nerd you musat be no wonder you have to lick the assholes os mysoginist pigs like Chris Brown and Drtunken Stepfather. Of course its our first visit what self respecting woman would frequent this idiots ramblings. I was led here from an external link and just come back to see him hated on. Go fuck yourself, obviously no one else is because you so ugly inside and out.

  17. fuck you says:

    Chris Brown is just your type Mos, what a great “woman” you are.be sure to tell everyone you like jokes after you get beaten up beacuse with your RETARDED ATTITUDE, you most certainly will! Hmmm and only girls who wear granny panties can get then IN A BUNCH what a loser nerd you must be no wonder you have to lick the assholes of mysoginist pigs like Chris Brown and Drunken Stepfather. Of course its our first visit what self respecting woman would frequent this idiots ramblings. I was led here from an external link and just come back to see him hated on. Go fuck yourself, obviously no one else is because you so ugly inside and out. Soooo ugly!

  18. gemma says:

    Mos, I came here via a link from thesuperficial.com, mistakingly thinking that it would also be funny. Your comments about treadmills & prince charming are lame – but your lack of humor & good taste is at least mildly amusing, so kudos to you (it’s kind of like how you’d applaud a retarded kid for making an effort). Too bad, so sad.

  19. Interesting! But you might want to check your comment plugin more often. You seem to be receiving some fake comments. I had a similar problem myself. So these days I go over everything carefully.

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