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2009

04

Dec

Crazy Lady on the Subway of the Day

This is amazing….”I’m gonna take a knife and cut up my mother’s breasts…and stick the knife up her ass”….

There are times I spend a few too many hours or days alone and think that maybe I’m crazy. You know I write a bullshit website all day, I drink too much and I am pretty much homeless and all that typical stuff that would make you think you’re not really normal because you don’t do the whole 9 to 5 grind and cuz you aren’t motivated by money and you don’t really want much out of life except the chance to see Katy Perry’s bare titty nipples, but before I have time to really fall into a weird dark place something comes my way to remind me that I’m really not crazy at all, I am just bored and wish I was crazy to entertain myself, I’m just lazy and lack ambition and today that reality check came in this video….

See there are actual people who are fucking insane, screaming nonsense on the train like she’s all the fuck alone in her room having a tantrum like a 4 year old…only a lot more fun because she’s decided to share her craziness with all of us thru this video…..

So I may never have this kind of fit in public, but I can use this as a model to follow if I ever wanted to freak everyone out around me by pretending I was actually having a fit in public, because it is just that good…..

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