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2009

20

Dec

RIP Motherfucker The Brittany Murphy Edition of the Day

Just last night my friend asked me who would I rather fuck Brittany Murphy or Alicia Silversone…I said Brittany Murphy hands down maybe he was some visionary who predicts deaths, or maybe he’s just a virgin loser who asks me those questions every time I see him….

I can only assume at 32 she died of a drug overdose…but it her defense, I’d turn to drugs if I let Ashton Kutcher inside me too….so I guess that means it is all his fault…

Actors are fucked up, they do too many drugs and have too much money and too little to do especially when not getting work, free time and money means getting fucked up….

She was only 32…..what a fucking waste but at least her legacy will live on in such classics as happy feet and the voice on King of the Hill amongst other good movies peppered with real shit movies…

I am not sure if drugs are bad or if Hollywood is bad and the drugs are just really fucking good.

Either way, she won’t be coming to my birthday party this year and I guess no one will be going to hers either. Good job throwing your life away you self-destructive twat who didn’t realize what you had….

I’m gonna go masturbate to Brittany Murphy in 8 Mile, I know all you whiners think its wrong cuz she just died, but I figure it’s better to do it now while she’s still warm than later when she’s cremated….Wow..that was even low for me..

Seriously though, it is sad news, it is fucked up, but people die all the time, especially when they are drug addicts….she should have got help. RIP Motherfucker….

Update -I find myself coping with this loss by going through all the same steps we all go through……I am so cliche….

Step 1 Denial – She didn’t die, it must be a joke or staged cuz she is tired of being in the limelight oh right she’s not in the limelight….

step 2 Anger – Bitch, she had everything going for her, so many people would have traded lives with her why would do this to us……

step 3 Bargaining -Why God? Why would you take her….Bring her back to life or something…I swear I’ll quit drinking….

step 4 Depression – A life without Brittany Murphy is a life not worth living. The day is grey and will remain grey the rest of our days without her. There’s no point to go on without her….

step 5 Acceptance – Oh well, I guess death is part of life and people die everyday, especially when they are drug addicts, not much we can do about it but go on with life. I have no sympathy for suicide. Now everyone let’s go on with our lives….

Posted in:Brittany Murphy|R.I.P.

  • Earl the earthworm

    Oh yeah , can’t wait to slither in her eye socket and feast on her brains , maybe I’ll enter via her dead pussy hole , her cold cunt snot will help me squirm up in there and eat her ovaries !

  • Margie the maggot

    Hey Earl ! Save some for me ! A maggot gotta eat too . Maybe I can crawl in her nose and live off of her boogies before I eat her nasal cavity and sinuses . There’s enough to go round Earl . Remember : SHARING MEANS CARING !!!!

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Ah, you are the one person in the world that can be counted on to deliver Jesus!

    MY favorite picture too, like oyu did it just for me.

    Ahh, Brittany, you could have kept it going for another day and made my month by being my fuck toy, then offing yourself, I mean, what could it have hurt?

  • Jay

    She was found by her mother 8AM in the shower with no pulse and never regained it dispite all the CPR.
    The cops are involved.
    Perhaps her fathers gonna giving somebody cement shoes for Christmas.

  • Bill

    Well, I guess that’s what happens when you stick half of Colombia up your nose.

  • Lloydyboy

    This is sad news. On the positive side, take a look at her husband. If a fat piece of shit loser like him can bag a movie actress who looks like a 9 year old, there’s hope for all of us.

  • Lt.Dangle

    Well thats not a fucking shock that she’s dead.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    I’d like to watch her home movie where she snorts a lot of coke and then gives her boyfriend a smoking blowjob (no, not her fat ugly husband, I’m sure she was getting fucked on the side). I bet she looked really hot with a cigarette and a load of cum on her face.

  • Jay

    Her diabetic issues recently tool a turn for the worse.
    It’s a nasty disease that does serious damage to the heart and organs. Blood sugar spikes and dips also create crazy behavior.

    That was a Saturday in Hollywood and since the cops are still at the house and have taken her body against the family’s wishes who knows.
    I dont like to talk about people that arent around to defend themselves. She was a sweet New York type girl who dated reguler guys, even her electrician.

  • kazoo

    Even odds she died of anorexia.

  • Dr. Drew

    RIP Brittany…I had just watched 8 Mile this last week.

  • Pants man

    It was the Jews.

  • Nino

    The Jewz ?
    Now that’s possible, she and her husband had a HUGE beefs some of Hollywoods big cheeses. They want to own and control everything ya know
    She was thin but not anorexic thin however I’m not a MD. Anorexic’s don’t eat then go throw up at at 8AM or earlier.

  • Expletive(BMP)

    De mortuis nil nisi bonum

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Expletive(BMP), we are not speaking ill of the dead, we are talking about some hollywood piece of gash. They aren’t even human.

    I would still fuck the bitch, but I would have to heat up her cooter a little first.

  • LolleyGagger

    10-1 the asshole husband is to blame.

  • LolleyGagger

    …made me wet just hearing her laugh.

  • Amazing Larry

    RIP Luanne

  • Expletive(BMP)

    HorneyLohanWanker you’re awesome, somewhat off the wall, but awesome non the less.

  • Frothy Afterbirth’s Mom

    I wonder if frothy could sneak into the morgue and tap that cold ass like a keg of coors light. It would still be the most intelligent and good looking thing he ever stuck his johnson into.

  • LolleyGagger

    her being “sick for awhile” sounds like poisoning.

  • -Joe

    Poisoning yes, possible from her own body

    I think she may have had high bood glucose for a couple days. Without insulin her body consumed itself since it couldnt process glucose to sustain.
    This happend to a friend of mine Jimmy, He got real skinny no matter how much he ate the started vomiting and died of heart attack
    #2 Diabetes.

    Her assistant said she would get weird spells, drank lots of water, peed & ate 1 peanut butter and jelly sandwich an hour and never gained a pound.
    People doing loads of cant do coke dont do that.
    She likley didnt go to the hospital because if hospital word got out shes a diabetic, nuts or a druggie producers would no longer cast her because they cant get insurence.
    Thats why you will never hear that from a publicist, they are all LIERS
    This is what happened to Lohan, and those Barton sisters, they now have to start at the bottom again.
    Well thats opinion anyway

  • TE

    Harsh. but true.

  • davy

    who cares ? Fuck her , she’s dead , fuckin cunt . I’m glad she’s dead , I’m gonna jack off on her gravestone , maybe shit on her burial plot .

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