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2010

11

Jan

Christina Aguilera, Cher and Kristen Bell Do Burlesque of the Day

I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Burlesque|Cher|Christina Aguilera|Kristen Bell

5 Responses

  1. Drunken Pig says:

    Please answer me….If you stood Cher next to a fire….would she melt or burn??

  2. Bob Smith says:

    You’re confused. You need to throw water on Cher to make her melt.

  3. LolleyGagger says:

    Neither…she’s indestructible, she floats, is unbreakable & non-flammable, think of her as Teflon now. Silicon city is her body mostly 72% I imagine, only things not silicone are a few of her organs and blood (though I imagine it’s got a trace amount running around in it). After death the mortician won’t need any embalming fluid there’s little left to preserve that’s biologic.

  4. Amazing Larry says:

    Smack that Xtina ass and pile drive it until she screams the highest note she’s ever reached, I love her ass & tits. The thick lips will do just fine for openers.

  5. Have you ever considered adding more videos to your blog posts to keep the readers more entertained? I mean I just read through the entire article of yours and it was quite good but since I’m more of a visual learner

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