I am lazy today – something Tiger Woods’ penis can’t really relate to, but in its defense, he probably didn’t get any pussy growing up because he was playing golf, a sport that didn’t have the same appeal 20 years ago and that was reserved for people in their 40s or older and their friendless kids who they feel bad for….but now motherfucker is a billionaire and some of the pussy he is getting looks like this and really when you have pussy like this and a lot of down time on your hands thanks to Viagra, sex addiction comes with the territory, and I don’t really think there is such thing as sex addiction, it’s just something the Christians invented to ruin our fun…
Pics via Bauer
What’s with the menacing looking picture of Tiger in the background. Damn racists
no muthafucka, sex addiction is a word created by atheist to explain their uneven behavior, theist just calls the shit sin, and being a natural sinner excuses shit; we were born in sin, so we fuck to win, even though we fail. Atheist claim addiction and go to rehab and all sorts of expensive dumb fuck.
theist says we’re all sinners from adam and eve fucking up (though interestingly, if they hadn’t fucked up, it is doubtful i’d exist, yet another strangelet to my existence) so anything we do is due to the fact that we’re sinners from birth. Atheist cluster fuck explanatory bullshit and then pay addict centres tons of money or pay their wives everything except their dick and balls in alimony.
so i fuck this beautiful dame, and go to my wife begging, she forgives me because i’m a no good sinner, i fuck sixteen more dames, i get kicked out of the congregation, my wife leaves me, i do things of honorable mention and plead for my wife to stay with me and pray for me, the older man in charge of the congregation prays for me, and badabing; wife and i are back together. Though I stay with her, i got to bone 17 dames and isn’t worst for wear.
tiger’s wife is carrying him for half of his worth, and all due to sex addiction, LOL!!!!!
Though seriously, tiger’s a fucking canary, a fucking canary, it wasn’t me is all i’ll say, unless those cunts had my skeet, it wasn’t fucking me.
She’s pretty hot. I could be talked into fucking her silly.
OK, Tiger should have just said, “Erin, it isn’t you it’s me. I can get all the pussy for free.” He should have divorced her and then tried to break Wilt Chamberlin’s record. Everybody needs to leave him alone. Who among us wouldn’t nail all those hot chicks?
I agree. I don’t know why he got married in the first place. Just play golf and fuck anything that moves. His wife is hot, but so what? He was at a whole different level of pussy than virtually any man alive.