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2010

20

Jan

Lily Allen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga, Lily Allen and Katy Perry were the trifecta of ugly popstars who came up at the same fucking time. It made me lose hope in society when something so bad could get so much positive attention. I personally like my ugly chicks on the sidelines crying and feeling like shit about themselves and not making millions, it just confuses me. But thats not really the point of this post, the point of this post is that Gaga is the one who came out on top and the two ugly bitches trailing her are doing all they can to appeal to the public, but they don’t realize that Lady Gaga isn’t famous because of her outfits or look, she’s not even famous because she caters to losers like Perez Hilton who write about her 10 times a day making other losers thing she’s amazing, she’s famous because she belongs to Akon and Akon owns HitLab and has scientific research behind each song they release knowing it will pollute our brains and make us buy shit she promotes and we can only hope they glitch one day and make the entire world want to murder her….cuz when the world turns on you…I hear chances of survival are limited….

Here’s Lily Allen making a fool of herself.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lily Allen|Pantsless

  • Drunken Pig

    Thunder thighs !!

  • Hwang

    I’d love to be between those thighs!

  • Wyndam

    Hot!!!

  • Felipe Edoardo

    Not sure what you’re talking about, last time I checked Katy Perry was all kinds of hot.

  • hacksaw

    I’d hit it.

  • testington

    WTF?!?!? Katy Perry is totally hot! Cute face, nice smile, awesome tits…what more do you want?

  • Bob Smith

    You guys must have your beer goggles on.

  • what

    Lily allen was around wayyyy before the others.

  • Serious?

    Katy Perry isn’t hot how? I’d also do Lily Allen for the record as well. (Gaga can suck on me if she wants…)

  • gen

    Perry & Allen aren’t hot?!?! Um, ok, what land are you living in?