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2010

22

Jan

Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

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9 Responses

  1. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Dis be what da tennis players look like.

    No swinging from trees for this one.

  2. Drunken Pig says:

    …and unlike yesterday this one is hot…very HOT !!

  3. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    She be da white yo!

  4. (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  5. scatmaster says:

    I would nibble her cinnamon ring even if she wasn’t bleached.

  6. Bob Bowie says:

    One quarter of one Sharapova butt cheek is better than four fully exposed Williams siter butt cheeks.

  7. cowbulls says:

    I don’t understand the fascination with her. Stacey Kiebler has a similiar build and is 1000 times more sexy.

  8. Bob Smith says:

    The fascination is that she’s attractive, healthy *AND AN ACTUAL TENNIS CHAMPION*

  9. Ajay Mehta says:

    i would really fuck her ass

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